Why did the calendar get fired?
Its days were numbered!
Its days were numbered!
I told my coworker a chemistry joke at the office...
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My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home!
I got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!