Why did the coffee go to the police?
It got mugged!
Previous joke
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
Next jokeWhat do you call a fish that practices medicine?
More Funny Dad Jokes
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!