Why did the gold go to the rainbow party?
It heard it was going to be the highlight at the end!
It heard it was going to be the highlight at the end!
"Highlight" means both the featured star moment at an event AND a literal highlight — something glowing and bright, which gold genuinely is. The gold IS the highlight at the end of a rainbow in both the figurative (legendary treasure) and literal (it shines) senses, making the RSVP motivation completely sound.
Have the gold say it with mild, knowing vanity — it KNEW it would be the highlight — the self-awareness of being the most important thing at the rainbow party is charming rather than obnoxious.
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Why did the leprechaun climb the rainbow?
To get to the highest gold standard!
What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?
A lepre-coin!
What happens when you find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
You get a huge tax bill from the IRS!
What did one rainbow say to the other on St. Patrick's Day?
Nothing, they just arced at each other!
Why did the pot of gold break up with the rainbow?
It felt like the relationship had no end!
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