🔤 Wordplay

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

Why This Joke Works

"Hole in one" is golf's greatest achievement, but it's also a literal description of a hole in your pants. The setup is perfectly logical on the clothing-concern level before the golf term crashes in to reveal the real joke.

🎤 How to Tell This Joke

Ask the setup with genuine confusion, like you yourself are baffled by the wardrobe choice — then deliver the punchline like it's the most obvious answer in the world.

Perfect for:

•On the golf course between holes
•At a golf-themed fundraiser or charity tournament
•When a golfer mentions their clothing choices before a round

💡 Did You Know?

Studies show that "dad jokes" as a term surged in popularity after 2015, though fathers have been telling groan-worthy puns since at least ancient Rome. The format — short setup, obvious punchline — is designed to maximize eye rolls per word.

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