Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice!
It ran out of juice!
"Ran out of juice" means running out of energy or momentum — but an orange is literally full of juice. The orange dying partway down the hill because it exhausted its juice supply is both physically accurate (squeeze an orange hard enough and the juice runs out) and a perfect use of the idiom.
Deliver it with a mock-somber tone, as if the orange's mid-hill collapse is a genuine tragedy worthy of a moment of silence.
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