Why did the physics book look so tired?
Because it had too many problems with gravity!
Because it had too many problems with gravity!
'Problems with gravity' means both the physics textbook problems about gravitational force (which fill every chapter) and having difficulty with gravity as a concept — or emotionally, having 'problems' (issues). The book has been dragged down by gravity both literally and figuratively.
Say it sympathetically, like the physics book has been through a lot — it's heavy, it's full of problems, and gravity isn't making it any easier.
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