Why did the receptionist win an award?
She was outstanding at her desk!
She was outstanding at her desk!
'Outstanding at her desk' riffs on 'outstanding in her field' — the classic compliment — but grounds it literally in the receptionist's actual location. The award is essentially for superior desk presence, which sounds impressive until you realize it means she stood at her desk really well. The mundane wins.
Present the award with full ceremony and sincerity — 'outstanding at her desk' should be delivered as if it's a real, prestigious category at the company's annual awards gala.
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Why did the employee bring a mirror to work?
So he could reflect on his performance!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur at work?
A dino-snore in the break room!
Why did the belt get arrested at work?
It was holding up a pair of pants on company time!
Why did the pen go to the hospital?
It had ink-digestion!
Why did the report go to therapy?
It had too many unresolved issues!
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