Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses?
Because he didn't want to be recognized by the paparazzi!
Because he didn't want to be recognized by the paparazzi!
Reindeer are celebrities — they're named, they're in songs and movies, they're globally recognized. A reindeer trying to go incognito with sunglasses applies full A-list celebrity logic to holiday animals, and the paparazzi detail commits to the absurdist premise completely. Rudolph especially knows this burden.
Deliver with the sympathetic tone of someone who genuinely understands the exhausting burden of fame that Rudolph and crew have to navigate every December.
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Christmas cracker jokes — the original dad jokes — have been a British tradition since 1847, when Tom Smith invented the Christmas cracker.
What do you call a blind reindeer?
No-eye-deer!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no-eye-deer!
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
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