Why did the rooster go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip!
He wanted to see a chicken strip!
"Chicken strip" is a menu item at KFC — but the rooster would go to see a chicken strip (take off its feathers, so to speak), giving the fast food item a ridiculous alternative meaning. The rooster's motive is simultaneously culinary and voyeuristic in the most absurd way.
Deliver this with raised eyebrows — like you're genuinely scandalized by the rooster's motivations.
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Animals have been the subject of jokes since ancient Greece — Aesop's fables were basically dad jokes with morals attached.
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