Why did the salad win the talent show?
Because it had great dressing!
Because it had great dressing!
"Dressing" means salad dressing as a condiment, but also how a performer dresses for the stage. The salad winning a talent competition purely on the strength of its vinaigrette is both a culinary compliment and a fashion statement — and one that the salad has a very unfair natural advantage at.
Say "great dressing!" with the admiration of a talent show judge who genuinely appreciated the effort — the salad brought it and the score reflects that.
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