Why did the shamrock fail the driving test?

It kept running red lights trying to go green!

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What is a leprechaun's favorite cereal?

What did the green beer say to the regular beer?

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Why did the leprechaun go to jail?

He was caught green-handed!

What do you call a fake Irish stone?

A sham-rock!

Why do leprechauns hate running?

They'd rather jig than jog!

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