Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Because he tasted funny!
"Funny" means both "amusing" (a clown's job description) and "strange or off-tasting" (as in something that tastes funny). The shark's food review accidentally describes the clown's entire profession, making rejection feel like a backhanded compliment.
Scrunch your face like a shark who found the meal surprisingly off-putting — embody the discerning predator.
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