Why did the taxi driver get fired?
Passengers didn't like it when he went the extra mile.
Passengers didn't like it when he went the extra mile.
'Going the extra mile' is usually a compliment about exceeding expectations — except when you're a taxi driver and the meter's running. What's admirable in customer service is literally expensive in a cab. The joke flips a positive phrase into a legitimate complaint.
Set it up like a workplace injustice story. The irony should land softly — 'went the extra mile' sounds positive until you remember who's paying for those extra miles.
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Comedy researchers have found that the best jokes follow a "2-3-1" rhythm: two beats of setup, three beats of building tension, one beat of punchline. Most great dad jokes follow this pattern naturally.
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