Why did the turkey go to the movie theater?
To see a chick flick!
To see a chick flick!
'Chick flick' — the slang for romantic movies — contains 'chick,' which is literally a baby bird. A turkey going to see a chick flick is attending a movie featuring its own species' offspring, making it simultaneously a film genre preference and a deeply personal cinema choice.
Say 'a chick flick!' with the slightly sheepish admission of someone who secretly loves romantic movies — the turkey's taste in cinema shouldn't be judged, and your tone should make that clear.
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Turkey jokes dominate Thanksgiving humor, but the tradition of telling jokes at the table goes back to the original 1621 celebration (probably).
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What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing, wing, wing!
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you call a Thanksgiving turkey that comes back to haunt you?
A poultry-geist!
Why was the turkey put in jail?
The police suspected fowl play!
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