Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Because they don't know the words.
'Hum' applies to both the bee's buzzsaw sound and the act of humming along to a song when you don't know the lyrics. The pivot from entomology to music embarrassment is quick and clean — nobody expects the singing angle.
Ask it earnestly like a genuine nature question, then shrug and deliver 'they don't know the words' with the casual certainty of someone who's been thinking about this.
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