Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
To cover their butt quacks.
'Butt quacks' sounds like 'butt cracks' — ducks quack, and their tail feathers do cover their backsides. It's bathroom humor meets ornithology, and the word 'quack' doing double duty as both a duck sound and a stand-in for a body part is peak kid-friendly edginess.
Ask it like a nature documentary narrator with a very important question. Say 'butt quacks' with scientific seriousness — the more professional your delivery, the harder it lands.
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