Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they're in black and white!
Because they're in black and white!
Pandas are black and white animals — classic old films are also black and white. The punchline doesn't even need to explain itself because the visual connection is instant and completely irrefutable.
Gesture toward the panda's coloring (real or imagined) when you say "black and white" — the visual reference sells it without any extra words.
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