Why do reindeer like Beyonce so much?
Because she sleighs!
Because she sleighs!
"Sleighs" is modern slang for absolutely dominating or performing at an extraordinary level โ and reindeer literally pull a sleigh for a living. Beyoncรฉ's cultural status as someone who perpetually "slays" maps perfectly onto the reindeer's literal vehicle. Pop culture and Christmas iconography rarely collide this cleanly.
Say "she sleighs" with the same reverence and quiet awe you'd use talking about Beyoncรฉ in any other context. Because she does.
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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph!
Why did Santa go to music school?
To improve his wrapping!
What is every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night!
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
What do reindeer say before telling a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
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