Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
"Bagels" are "bay" plus "gulls" — bay-gulls — so seagulls flying over the bay would literally be bagels by the same naming logic that makes them seagulls. It rewards you for following the chain of reasoning all the way through, and the image of a breakfast pastry soaring over a harbor is wonderfully absurd.
Let the setup breathe — "because if they flew over the bay..." — then deliver "bagels!" like it's the most inevitable conclusion anyone has ever reached.
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