Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
"Bay-gull" sounds just like "bagel" — the joke hides a word inside a word by swapping the location. Sea-gull stays a seagull over the sea, but a bay-gull becomes a breakfast item, and the absurd image of a bird transforming into baked goods is irresistible.
Pause dramatically before "they'd be bagels" — let people see the bay/bagel connection click in real time, then enjoy the reaction.
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Animals have been the subject of jokes since ancient Greece — Aesop's fables were basically dad jokes with morals attached.
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