Why does Santa go to the gym on Christmas Eve?
To work on his sack!
To work on his sack!
What did the English teacher call Santa's helpers?
Next jokeWhat do you call an elf who steals wrapping paper?
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!