Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up!
Because they'd crack each other up!
"Crack up" means to laugh uncontrollably, but eggs crack — literally, their shells break. If eggs told jokes and cracked each other up, they'd be physically destroyed. The humor avoidance is actually self-preservation. It's the only joke where not telling jokes is a survival strategy.
Ask the question with a concerned tone, like egg safety is at stake. Deliver "they'd crack each other up" while miming cracking an egg. The physical comedy reinforces the visual.
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The word "corny" for bad jokes dates back to the 1930s — it originally referred to humor found in seed catalogs sent to corn farmers, which were famously full of terrible puns.
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