Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
Because some relationships don't work out.
'Work out' carries both the fitness meaning (exercise) and the relationship meaning (succeed). The setup cleverly pairs couples with gyms so both meanings are primed at the same time, making the punchline land on two levels without having to choose between them.
Emphasize 'work out' just slightly — not enough to wink at it, but enough to plant the seed. Let the audience do the double-take on their own.
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My boss told me to have a good day.
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My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym.
She didn't show up. I guess we're not going to work out.
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn't work out!
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