Why is arithmetic hard work?
You have to carry so many ones!
You have to carry so many ones!
"Carrying" is the term for moving a digit to the next column in addition, but it also evokes physically lugging heavy things around. The idea of arithmetic being exhausting because of all the carrying gives the abstract process a comically physical burden.
Pretend to slump under an invisible weight as you say "carry so many ones" — mime really sells this one.
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