Why was the broom late to the meeting?
It overswept!
It overswept!
'Overslept' is the classic lateness excuse — 'overswept' swaps in the broom's defining action for the verb, creating an obvious but deeply satisfying portmanteau. The broom's failure to arrive on time is entirely in character. It got too absorbed in its core competency to notice the clock.
Deliver 'overswept' with the exasperated but understanding tone of someone explaining why the broom is, again, not in the conference room.
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