Why was the fraction worried about the exam?
It was afraid of being reduced!
It was afraid of being reduced!
"Reduced" means simplifying a fraction to its lowest terms — a standard exam operation — but it also means being diminished, cut down, or made smaller in a more general sense. The fraction's exam anxiety is mathematically accurate.
Voice the fraction's fear with genuine anxiety — this is a real threat to its current form.
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Why did the fraction worry about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert!
Why did the decimal break up with the percent?
It couldn't deal with the pressure of always being compared!
Parallel lines have so much in common...
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Why should you never argue with a 90-degree angle?
Because it's always right!
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Algebros!
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