Why was the geometry book always tired?
Because it had too many sleepless angles!
Because it had too many sleepless angles!
"Angles" sounds almost exactly like "angels" in the phrase "sleepless angels" — riffing on the term "sleepless nights." The geometry book is exhausted because its content (angles) literally won't let it rest.
Yawn dramatically before delivering the punchline — lean into the sleeplessness.
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Parallel lines have so much in common...
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Why should you never argue with a 90-degree angle?
Because it's always right!
Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?
Because it's never right!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless!
Why was the geometry teacher late to work?
She took the rhombus!
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