Why was the minus sign so humble?
Because it always took away from itself!
Because it always took away from itself!
Subtraction literally takes away — it reduces a value — and "taking away from yourself" is an idiom for self-sacrificial humility. The minus sign is being praised for an operation it has no choice about, which makes it funnier.
Say it with genuine admiration for the minus sign's selfless character.
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Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn't greater than or less than anyone else!
What did the plus sign say to the minus sign?
You're so negative!
Parallel lines have so much in common...
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Why should you never argue with a 90-degree angle?
Because it's always right!
What do you call friends who love math?
Algebros!
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