👔 Classic Dad Joke
My wife and I have decided we don't want children.
If anyone does, please just send us your address and we'll drop them off.
Why This Joke Works
The joke inverts the usual announcement — instead of news about having children, it's an offer to get rid of them. The specificity of "send us your address and we'll drop them off" sounds like a Craigslist listing, which makes the dark premise even funnier. It's absurdist enough to read as clearly joking while still landing the parental exhaustion theme.
🎤 How to Tell This Joke
Deliver this as if you're making a completely reasonable community service announcement — same energy as posting on a neighborhood Facebook group.
Perfect for:
- •At a parenting support group that meets at a bar
- •During a conversation about childlessness with people who have kids
- •At any gathering where parents are visibly overwhelmed and need to laugh
💡 Did You Know?
Double entendres have been a staple of comedy since Shakespeare — many of his plays are packed with innuendo that would make even modern audiences blush.
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