My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer.

I told her I was looking for cheap flights. She got excited. Until I showed her my search history of throwing midgets.

I'm reading a horror story in Braille.

Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other what kind of music it likes.

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I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with.

She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

My boss told me to have a good day.

So I went home.