My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl.
I said I didn't know he could.
I said I didn't know he could.
"Dog bowl" as a noun (a dish for a dog) versus "dog bowl" as a verb phrase (watching the dog bowl, i.e., play in a bowling lane) — the narrator hears the wrong one. The response "I didn't know he could" is genuinely charmed by the idea of a dog having hidden bowling talents. It's an idiotic misunderstanding played completely straight.
Say "I didn't know he could" with genuine surprise and delight — you're impressed by the dog's athleticism and slightly hurt you missed it.
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