My wife texted me a heart emoji.
I texted back, 'Is this your actual cardiogram? Should I call 911?'
I texted back, 'Is this your actual cardiogram? Should I call 911?'
I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with.
She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
My boss told me to have a good day.
So I went home.