I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
He said Wii.
He said Wii.
"Wii" is Nintendo's game console, and "oui" (pronounced like "wee") is French for "yes." So the Frenchman said both yes (oui) and named a game console (Wii) in one word. The phonetic overlap between French affirmation and Japanese gaming is an international incident of punnery.
Tell the setup casually. Say "Wii" with a French accent — slightly nasal, with a little head tilt — so it sounds equally like "oui" and the console name.
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