How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Igloos it together!
"Igloos" sounds like "he glues" — so "igloos it together" = "he glues it together." It connects penguins to igloos (both cold-weather things) while sneaking in a construction method. The phonetic stretch from "igloos" to "he glues" is just close enough to work and just far enough to make you groan.
Ask the setup like a curious nature show host. Say "Igloos it together" quickly and naturally — the faster you say it, the more it sounds like "he glues it together."
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