Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was in tents.

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I've been told I'm condescending.

Can February March?

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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