Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents.
It was in tents.
'Intense' sounds like 'in tents' — the circus fire was inside the circus tents AND intense by any measure of emergency severity. The fire's location and its emotional magnitude are expressed in the same two words.
Pause before 'in tents' as if measuring the gravity of the fire's severity, then let the punchline work on both the spatial and emotional level simultaneously.
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