I tried to catch fog yesterday.
Mist.
Mist.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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I'm thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it's only holding me back.
To the man who invented zero:
Thanks for nothing.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.
As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.