Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
He just needed a little space.
"Needed a little space" is the personal-space idiom for needing room to breathe — and actual outer space, which astronauts inhabit in infinite abundance. The claustrophobic astronaut's cure is the one thing their job provides endlessly.
Say it sympathetically — "He just needed a little space" — like you genuinely understand his struggle. The empathy makes both meanings work harder.
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