What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Carlos!
Carlos!
"Carlos" sounds like "car-less" — a person without a car. The name is phonetically constructed from the situation, hiding a description inside a perfectly ordinary first name.
Say "Carlos!" brightly, like you're introducing someone by name — the innocence of the name reveal makes the phonetic trick click with a pleasant jolt.
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