I couldn't believe the highway department called my dad a thief.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?

What do you call a man with no nose and no body?

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I'm thinking about removing my spine.

I feel like it's only holding me back.

To the man who invented zero:

Thanks for nothing.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type.

As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.