🔤 Wordplay
What do you call a man with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Why This Joke Works
'Nobody knows' answers the question literally — nobody = no body, knows = no nose — and also admits complete ignorance. Both meanings hit at once: you've described a legless noseless phantom AND admitted you have no idea.
🎤 How to Tell This Joke
Ask with philosophical weight, as if this is genuinely one of life's great mysteries, then shrug and say 'Nobody knows' like it's the great unanswerable question it clearly is.
Perfect for:
- •At a Halloween event when discussing mysterious costumes
- •During 20 questions when someone's person has no obvious features
- •In a riddle competition where nobody expects the meta answer
💡 Did You Know?
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