I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?'
He said, 'Tell her about my job.'
He said, 'Tell her about my job.'
'Motherboard' is computer hardware — but 'make a mother bored' is a phrase that literally means doing something tedious to a mother. The IT guy interprets the question as 'how do you bore a mom?' and answers from extensive personal experience. The tech term splits perfectly into domestic tedium.
Have the IT guy's response delivered with the weary resignation of someone who has accidentally bored many mothers with job descriptions and has accepted this as part of his life.
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