I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

🎩 Dad Jokes for Adultsworkwordplay

I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?'

My wife walked in on me while I was getting dressed after a shower.

More Dad Jokes for Adults

I asked my wife if I was the only one she'd ever been with.

She said yes, all the others were nines and tens.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

My boss told me to have a good day.

So I went home.

See all Dad Jokes for Adults →