What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Poultry in motion.
"Poultry in motion" is a play on "poetry in motion" — a phrase describing something beautifully graceful. Replace "poetry" with "poultry" (chickens are poultry) and a chicken crossing the road becomes an elegant spectacle. It also callbacks the most famous joke setup ever: why did the chicken cross the road?
Ask the setup with reverence, like you're about to describe something beautiful. Deliver "poultry in motion" with awe, maybe closing your eyes like you're witnessing art.
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There's a psychological reason bad jokes make us laugh: it's called "benign violation theory." The joke violates our expectations of humor, but in a harmless way, creating a unique kind of amusement.
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