I asked my boss for feedback on my performance...
He said, 'You're turning this place into a circus.' I said, 'Thanks, I've always been good at juggling tasks!'
He said, 'You're turning this place into a circus.' I said, 'Thanks, I've always been good at juggling tasks!'
My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home!
I got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off!
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing!