Why did the WiFi get promoted?
Because it had a strong connection with everyone!
Because it had a strong connection with everyone!
'Strong connection' means a good signal in network terms — but in workplace culture, connecting with colleagues is considered essential to getting promoted. The WiFi's technical capability becomes a metaphor for professional networking, and the pun works because both meanings are completely legitimate reasons for promotion.
Deliver 'strong connection' with the enthusiasm of a manager announcing the most well-deserved promotion they've ever seen. The sincerity makes the tech pun land.
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Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I wasn't putting in enough shifts!
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Because light attracts bugs!
I told my computer I needed a break...
Now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads!
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Because she knew how to multiply her efforts!
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