I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm.

She said she doesn't like to bother me when I'm at work.

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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

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I'm afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

You know what's really odd?

Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

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