I bought my dad a fridge for Father's Day...
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
The inside of a fridge has a light that turns on when you open the door — so "face light up" works both as the emotional expression of joy AND the literal refrigerator light illuminating dad's face when the door swings open. The timing of emotional joy and functional lighting coincide perfectly.
Deliver with genuine gift-giver anticipatory excitement — the real enthusiasm is what lets the double meaning sneak up on the audience.
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Father's Day was made a national holiday in 1972, but dads have been telling bad jokes since the dawn of fatherhood itself.
My kids got me a beard trimmer for Father's Day...
I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me!
What do you call a fake father?
A faux pa!
What do you call a dad who cries a lot?
A bawl-room dancer!
I told my daughter I was named after Abraham Lincoln...
She said, 'But your name is Dave.' I said, 'I know. I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln.'
I gave my dad a blank card for Father's Day...
I told him it was because he was beyond words!
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