What do you call a fake father?
A faux pa!
A faux pa!
"Faux pa" sounds exactly like "faux pas" — the French term for a social blunder — while also using "faux" (fake) and "pa" (slang for dad). The fake father accidentally commits a linguistic faux pas simply by existing, which is a genuinely elegant layering of meanings.
Deliver with a slight French accent for maximum effect — the Frenchness of "faux" is part of the pun's sophistication and leaning into it makes the joke sing.
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Father's Day was made a national holiday in 1972, but dads have been telling bad jokes since the dawn of fatherhood itself.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet...
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My kids got me a beard trimmer for Father's Day...
I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me!
What do you call a dad who cries a lot?
A bawl-room dancer!
I told my daughter I was named after Abraham Lincoln...
She said, 'But your name is Dave.' I said, 'I know. I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln.'
I gave my dad a blank card for Father's Day...
I told him it was because he was beyond words!
Why did the dad sit on his watch?
He wanted to be on time for Father's Day!
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