What do you call a fake father?
A faux pa!
A faux pa!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet...
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What did the baby computer call its father?
Data!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent!
What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
A pop-sicle!