I told my kids I was born to be a dad...

They said, 'That explains why you were never good at anything else!'

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What did the dad tomato say to the baby tomato?

Why did the dad cross the road?

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What did the baby computer call its father?

Data!

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent!

What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?

A pop-sicle!

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