What did the dad lightbulb say to the kid lightbulb?
I'm so proud of you, son — you really brighten up my day!
I'm so proud of you, son — you really brighten up my day!
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent!
What do you call a dad who falls through the ice?
A pop-sicle!